Last night's Golden Globes were certainly filled with some memorable moments. The Tommy Lee Jones death stare, Taylor Swift's disapproving face, Adele's delightful acceptance speech. But today most people are talking about Jodie Foster's sort of rambling acceptance speech for the Cecil B DeMille lifetime achievement award.

By the time it's over, three things are clear -- Jodie Foster is a lesbian (herp derp, who didn't know that already?), she watches 'Saturday Night Live,' (at least the Molly Shannon years anyway) and also everybody please mind your own business. Here is the speech, in all its splendor: