"C'mon, lets all get our RFID chips inserted!"

The National Report article titled ‘Multiple Wyoming School Districts Implant RFID Chip Technology In Students Without Parental Consent,’ is stirring up a lot of controversy. I thought the 3rd paragraph saying “Heck, I don’t know how I lived without one. I use the RFID Chip at the doctor’s office; I’m able to purchase food and clothing from all my favorite stores with it. I definitely believe our country would benefit from a federally mandated RFID law.” would have tipped people off that it was a joke.

 

Certainly, another paragraph would surely clue everyone in with “Xenophobia and superstitions are a common affliction among rural communities. Many fringe Christian sects believe Obama to be the anti-Christ and the RFID chip the Mark of the Beast spoke about in their Book of Revelations. During the Second Coming and the arrival of the “Anti-Christ” all of humanity supposedly will be forced to accept the mark or perish.  However, any who receive the brand of the Anti-Christ  will be punished by the Christian God with eternal damnation.“.

 

But no.

 

If it pops up in your news feed, just read it and laugh. Then tell the poster about www.snopes.com, but make no mention what-so-ever of www.theonion.com.”

 

Warning, parody ahead: http://bit.ly/1cLDArS