If You Hit It With Your Car In Montana, You Can Eat It
"You should try one of these, Michelle, they're roadkill from Montana, and they are d-e-l-i-c-i-o-u-s, and now legal!
Starting this month, big game killed in traffic accidents can legally end up on the dinner table if you print out a permit from their website. In the near future, there’ll be an app for your smartphone to make it even easier.
I can see it now, that camouflage Dodge pickup, sitting just off the side of the road a few feet from the deer crossing sign, just waiting for that 12 point buck to cross the road.
Wait a second, it smells like Buck Bomb deer scent! That’s a bit much. Now open in Montana, The Roadkill Grill chain of restaurants.