My girlfriend's dad is a pretty cool dude. He also owns over 100 firearms and a boat. If I ever did anything to hurt his little girl, I would probably end up at the bottom of a lake. I'm lucky he likes me (kind of), because I drove his new truck into his new garage over the weekend.

I was trying to help move a couch and wanted to get the truck as close to the garage door as possible.  Like an idiot, I hit the gas instead of the break, and wham.  Backed right into it.  Fortunately, there was no damage to the truck.  The garage on the other hand took a pretty serious dent.  For a moment, I thought the track for the garage door wasn't going to work. I've never felt like a bigger dumbass, which is a bold statement.

As I got out of the truck to survey the damage I had caused, I was just waiting to hear it. Instead, he laughed and calmly pointed out that he will be reminding me of this moment for many years to come. I honestly think he was more worried about how his daughter was going to punish me for my stupidity.

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