I Mustache You A Question… About Facial Hair

A new survey found guys with beards and mustaches are more likely to do bad things than clean-shaven guys.

Survey Sez:

Men with goatees are most likely to get into fights and steal stuff . . . men with bushy beards are the most likely to get fired from jobs . . . and men with long mustaches are the most likely to cheat on someone.

The survey also asked women if they even LIKE beards . . . and the answer was a pretty solid NO. 62% prefer a clean-shaven guy . . . and 65% say they wouldn't consider getting involved with a guy with a beard.

Women's least favorite thing about beards is that they seem unhygienic . . . their second least favorite thing is food getting stuck in them.

I always thought that was for dessert later….

Facial hair, yes or no.