There are a million reasons why not to be a douche bag... especially in public. Apparently, this tattooed, purple shirt wearing guy didn't get the memo. His first piece of douche baggery occurred when he started messing with this gray cowboy clad, street performer in Australia, while he was having fun with a child (nothing like jumping in front of a little kid to score points with the ladies). Then he completely keeps messing with the guy and went as far as touching his face AND giving him a wet-willy. Soooooo... if you ask me, he got exactly what he deserved.