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Give Thanks For Crappy Gifts With These Filthy Christmas Cards

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Urban Daddy

There are greeting cards for everything, like Thank You cards for all of the really cool Christmas presents you might get, but what if the gift, kind of, well… sucked?

How about Santa flipping somebody off? Check out these insanely inappropriate holiday cards with old Kris Kringle spreading a sign of holiday cheer that only the gesture.

On the front of the card is an engraved Santa in burnished gold on textured card stock and on the inside a special holiday message.

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