Fiat decided to fill us all with mixed emotions with this commercial for the 2013 Super Bowl. On the one hand, you have a terrifying, venomous scorpion. On the other hand, boobs.

If you can make it through the terrifying scorpion portion of the commercial, you will be rewarded with a woman running topless across the beach. If you can't make it through the terrifying scorpion portion of the commercial, you will be punished with the creeping sensation that bugs are crawling all over you. We think the right choice is pretty obvious. That choice is buy a Fiat.