Coachella is a magnificently hip and amazing drug party music festival where people spend a weekend eyeballing each other's outfits and dancing like fools. While that's all good and well, we did think of a few ways to improve upon the Coachella experience.

In an alternative universe where we get to do things like plan Coachella-sized music festivals and not have asthma, these are a few great options we think people would enjoy. Because the Stone Roses are cool, but what about Craig T. Nelson??? Come on, you guys.

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    SoftCella

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    COACHella

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    SnowChella