Eating Chicken Makes Kids Gay

There appears to be something that goes along with being incredibly good looking, relatively rich, and highly uneducated. That’s stupidity. Columbia Super Model Natalia Paris went public with her theory on homosexuality. She’s brilliant. Not.

According to Model Magazine proving that being hot, crazy and voluble isn’t just the province of American beauties like Jenny McCarthy, Colombian model Natalia Paris has decided to go public with her theory that eating chicken makes children gay. Paris based her theory on reports that claimed chickens are being injected with female hormones to speed up their growth, “which means that these 7-, 8-, 9- and 10-year-old children [who are eating chicken] are having their feminine hormones accelerated … and are starting to become homosexual.” Right. It is worth noting that Paris never graduated from high school, so maybe we should take her scientific insights with a grain of salt.

Paris, a well known figure in Columbia, drew her conclusions from reports claiming that chickens were being injected with female hormones designed to speed up growth, “which means that these seven, eight, nine and 10 year old children [who are eating chicken] are having their feminine hormones accelerated…and are starting to become homosexual,” said Paris.

President of National Federation for Colombian Poultry Farmers (FENAVI), Andrés Fernando Moncada, responded to the model’s controversial claims with indignation.

“When you hear this kind of a statement from a public figure like Natalia Paris, we must express our total outrage,” said Fernando. He further added that there were no chickens in Colombia or anywhere in the world that are injected with hormones to accelerate growth, dismissing Paris’ claims as “urban