Drunken College Buddy Passes Out At Concert For the Third Time

Over the weekend, I went down to Denver to check out a concert with a few of my old college buddies. Clearly, we're too old to party like we used to.

A couple hours into the festival, we lost track of our pal Eric. Several hours later, we found him leaning up against a fence, passed out in a dirt parking lot. I wish I could say this was an isolated incident.

Sadly, this is, at least, the third documented case where my old friend Eric has passed out cold at a concert. Years ago, I found him curled up in a puddle of his own vomit after a Faith No More show in Denver. Just last year, he passed out during a Tom Petty show at Red Rocks. Amazingly, he has yet to awaken from his drunken stupor with obscene Sharpie drawings on his face.

Which begs another question. Should we quit inviting Eric to concerts? Or should we make sure to bring a Sharpie pen next time and finally follow through on our threat to decorate his face with phallic images?  If you have an opinion, feel free to sound off in the comment section below.