I saw this on YouTube, and couldn’t help but to think of the good old days when “the Hoff” was eating hamburgers off of the floor.

David plays the part of “Gunther Mr. Lean Hasselhoff”, the new German spokesperson for Lean Pockets, and he does the bit with one of the worst German accents ever.

This spot is bad, and I don’t mean so bad it’s funny… I mean IT’S NOT GOOD.

(Even though the Germans can’t get enough of Hasslehoff singing “Hooked on a Feeling“… I have a hard time believing that anybody at “Lean Pockets” would sign off on this… WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?)