Shopping Sucks but Nudity is Illegal — 8 Cyber Monday Deals That Will Save You Money
Black Friday 2012 was a dark, dark day for humanity, just like last year. And the year before that.
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As dudes, we already hate shopping, and Black Friday is the shopping day in which Americans are revealed for the grubby-handed, greedy little creeps that we are. If you’ve never experienced it, check out the video above.
Thankfully, Black Friday 2012 is behind us, and Cyber Monday brings with it the ability to shop for cheap things from the comfort of our homes, and not have to punch anyone out in the process.
We’d rather never have to shop, but people seem pretty put off when we try to go out in public in the nude. Clothing is just something we have to buy, as annoying as it is. Whether you need jeans, shirts, or something else boring, here are a few of our picks for the best Cyber Monday deals that will keep you from getting (another) ticket for public nudity:
Levi’s is offering 30% off $100 or more with coupon code ‘THANKS’ and 40% off everything until 4pm with coupon code ‘CYBER40′
Urban Outfitters will give you 10% off with coupon code ‘GIFTED’
Bloomingdales has a 50% off deal for every $250 you spend.
Gap gives you a 20% discount with coupon code ‘GAPTHANKS’
Calvin Klein is offering up to 85% off all sale items.
Eddie Bauer has an outerwear sale: Up to $75 off + 20% off + free Shipping with coupon code ‘BLACKFRI’
The North Face has free ground shipping all day.
Just do it and get it over with — We can see those holes in your pants from here.