So, you might want to show this to kids to help them learn to count, but you probably shouldn’t. It starts off well enough, but by the end you realize the only thing you’re going to be counting once you reach 30 are your numerous failures and Weight Watchers points.  So maybe just stick some earmuffs on the little tyke after 30 seconds and enjoy the rest yourself. Well … not “enjoy” so much as commiserate. You get the idea.