Conspiracy Theorist Simultaneously Hates, Wants to Marry Leonardo DiCaprio
So this lady believes pretty strongly that children are dying because Leonardo DiCaprio won’t put her in a movie with him. (This is her kind of NSFW “demo” reel.) She also thinks they are meant to be married, possibly because their birthdays are only three days apart. It’s hard to say — she comes off as a little crazy, especially in the letter she sent out to Hollywood executives to bolster her case.
You can find all of the letter here, or you can look at her website to get the gist of it. She’s also pretty big on Twitter. Here are some of her creepier Tweets:
@leodicaprio @leodicaprio74 @leonardoupdate #Hollywood LEOMATTERS.COM God thinks we’re married. #Married #Husband #Wife #Screentest
— Andrea Calabrese (@AndreaCalabrese) September 23, 2012
@eliroth I’m so happy for you! Any single woman will be extremely lucky2have u. It’s only right I be honest abt God’s Creative Will w/Leo&I.
— Andrea Calabrese (@AndreaCalabrese) September 1, 2012
@leodicaprio @leodicaprio74 @leonardoupdate YOU HAVE 3CHOICES: 1.CALL ME IN TO SIGN 2. CAST LIST IN MY HAND 3. ENGAGEMENT RING ON MY FINGER.
— Andrea Calabrese (@AndreaCalabrese) September 6, 2012
Ummm, watch out, Leo. She seems really serious / angry / in love.
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