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A Close Shave, For His Tongue. Wait, What?

It was a miracle of modern science, gone bizarre. A 48 year old guy in England had a tumor removed from his mouth a year and a half ago, but then had trouble talking because a huge section of his tongue was gone because of the surgery

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Here’s Why You Don’t Get Drunk and Do Backflips at McDonald’s

As it turns out, the Golden Arches is just not the best place to work on your gymnastics routine.

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Category: Videos, Weird News
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Bull vs Ram – One Gets Knocked Out!! [VIDEO]

This is one of the most impressive head to head collisions I've ever seen!

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Category: Animals, Videos, Weird News
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Burger King to Pay for the Burger-King Wedding

Not since flame met broiled has there been a romance this juicy.

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Category: News, Weird News
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Speeding Car Crashes Into Turkey, Destroys Windshield

Somewhere, someone is working on a lame "Why'd the turkey cross the road?" joke.

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Category: Weird News
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Girlfriend’s Dumb April Fools’ Joke Causes Her to Get Dumped

Hopefully, your April Fools' Day prank went better than this one.

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Category: Weird News
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Big Mac Shop
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New Big Mac Clothing Line Is a Guaranteed Way to Get Laughed At

Do you love Big Macs? Like, really love them? Yes? Then, this is for you.

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Category: Weird News
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New York Daily News
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Watching This Exorcism Will Scare the Devil Right Out of You

You can wait until Halloween, but you still won't be as terrified as you will be when you watch this real-life exorcism.

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Category: Videos, Weird News
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‘Ticks Removed from Scrotum’ May Be the Best Excuse Not to Come to Work of All Time

The following is a true story. So true that George Romero couldn't write stuff like this. The following is an actual conversation screen-capped and used with permission on someone requesting the day off. His excuse was, unfortunately for him, legit.

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Yihyun Jeong, Twitter
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Dude Gets Shot, So Of Course He Posts a Selfie Right Away

A man who had just been shot found the perfect shot.

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Category: Weird News
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Burger King Japan
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Burger King Smells a Winner With Burger-Scented Perfume

Here's a sizzling new idea from a fast food behemoth.

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Category: Videos, Weird News
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Desperate Man Offers to Divorce Wife Who Can’t Bear Children, Remarry to Procreate and Remarry Ex-wife. Wait, What?

Not getting what you want will make you do desperate things. Someone on a Casper, Wyo., Facebook page posted a sincere plea to find someone to bear his children, because his wife can't give birth. Here's his plan: He'll divorce his wife, marry you so it's all kosher and insurance will take care of medical bills and, once he has children, he'll remarry his ex. I'm pretty sure he's serious about this.

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