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Seattle Mariners to Make Baseball History By Flying Gay Pride Flag During Game

The walls dividing sports and sex continue to come down.

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Single Dads Lying About Having Kids Is Apparently a Thing Now

There’s nothing like being a father. Unless, of course, you’re trying to win over a woman.

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The World’s Most Expensive Coffee Will Go Down Smoother in Your Stomach Than Your Wallet

There’s nothing like a little poop to prevent you from being pooped.

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Watch Deliverymen Heroically Save 2-Year-Old Falling Out of Fifth-Floor Window

Deliverymen usually drop things off, but sometimes they have to catch them, too.

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Irony! Snake Handler Dies During Show Dedicated to Helping People Scared of Snakes

If you are afraid of snakes, what you’re about to read isn’t going to make you feel any better.

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Watching the World Record for Most Doughnuts Will Leave Your Head Spinning

Unless there are politicians arguing, you won’t see more ‘round and ‘round without actually getting anywhere.

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Drunk Driver Will Pay the Price for Boneheaded Plan to Run Over Police Officer

A man found himself with some Whopper-sized trouble when police stopped him for drunk driving at a Burger King drive-thru.

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New England Patriots Star Aaron Hernandez Facing Arrest in Murder Investigation

New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez is looking at a mountain of trouble in connection to a homicide investigation.

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Toilet Candy Could Be the Next Big Thing You’re Too Grossed Out to Try

Dogs that drink out of the toilet are simply ahead of the trends.

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The Best Cities to Be Young, Broke and Single Will Have You Packing Your Bags

You’re young. You’re poor. You’re unattached. Where do you go?

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Watch 91-Year-Old Weightlifter Make History With Record-Setting Bench Press

If this doesn’t motivate you to get to the gym, nothing will.

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5 Stunning, Futuristic Concept Cars You Might Be Able to Buy Someday

Car designers are hard at work coming up with some incredible, futuristic-looking automotive designs, some of which may be racing down your street in the years ahead.

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