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Somebody Has Finally Built ‘The Homer’ Car

The Porcubimmer racing team has built a real-life version of Homer Simpson's dream car (and failed attempt at auto design), The Homer. The car will race at the Buttonwillow Raceway in California this weekend in the 24 Hours of LeMons race -- an endurance race for cars that cost less than $500. 

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All the Things You May Remember Troy McClure From in One Handy Video

Do you remember Troy McClure from something, but you're not quite sure what? Watch this supercut!

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New Reality Show Features ‘Pregnant & Dating’ Moms To Be [POLL/VIDEO]

So WE TV has created a new reality show that follows around "these fearless five as they experience the modern day dating game with a baby on board. The spotlight will be on all the drama, conflict and inherent comedy that ensues when

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Tobias Funke’s Sizzling Sizzle Reel Is Everything You Hoped It Would Be

'Arrested Development' mania is really picking up as we near the release of the show's long-awaited fourth season on Netflix. Here's a little bit of goodness to help you make it through the next nine days. It's Tobias Funke's "Sizzling Reel," which is just Tobais Funke (David Cross) green-screened into a bunch of different movies for your viewing enjoyment.

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Nightmare Restaurant From ‘Kitchen Nightmares’ Has Epic Facebook Meltdown

In all the years he's been doing 'Kitchen Nightmares' (in the US at least), Gordon Ramsey never quit on a client. Until he went to Amy's Baking Company in Arizona. Those people were horrible. Taking waitstaff tips, screaming, firing people -- they genuinely are the worst. Unfortunately, they didn't take learning that fact very well.

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Obituary for Matt Groening’s Mother Sheds Light on Inspiration for ‘The Simpsons’

Matt Groening is the creative genius behind 'The Simpsons.' But one thing he wasn't too creative with was the names of the now iconic four-fingered characters.

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David Letterman Tried to Get Cursing Reporter A.J. Clemente His Job Back

Usually, getting fired can be a miserable situation. However, for A.J. Clemente, it was his ticket to fame.

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News Anchors Can’t Handle How Dumb Ryan Lochte Is

We would feel bad for Ryan Lochte, except, you know, he won all those Olympic medals. These news anchors are so astounded by his amazing stupidity while promoting his E! reality show that as soon as the interview is over, they began laughing uncontrollably. "How are they going to put together 13 weeks of p

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Kmart Shi*s Their Pants! (VIDEO)

Rolling on the floor in laughter.

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The 5 Characters I Can’t Wait to See Cast in CBS’s Miniseries ‘Under the Dome’ by Stephen King

1. Big Jim (obviously)

2. Police Chief Howard Duke Perkins

3. Former Army Captain Dale Barbie Barbara

4. Peter Randolph

5. Newspaper Editor Julia Shumway

CBS has already announced Julia's husband will be played by R. Keith Harris.

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Conan O’Brien Wishes Jimmy Fallon Good Luck on ‘The Tonight Show’

It's official -- Jimmy Fallon is taking 'The Tonight Show' host spot beginning next February  And while he's surely elated as ever, we were curious as to what the last 'Tonight Show' host had to say. No, not Jay Leno. Conan O'Brien.

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10 Classic ’80s TV Theme Songs Guaranteed to Make You Smile

Some of the best parts of old TV shows weren't the shows themselves.

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