Contact Us
Funny

Funny

Jamie Oliver And Victoria Government Announce Partnership To Tackle Obesity
[

13 Signs the Fast Food You’re Eating is Incredibly Unhealthy

It’s no secret that fast food isn’t good for you. If you’re alarmed by that news, chances are you’ve been unable to read that story because a Double Whopper has been obstructing your view.

Read More

Category: Funny, Weird News Tags: ,
Nortic-Thunder
[

Casper’s “Nordic Thunder” Is Searching For “Air Guitar” Champion In Finland [VIDEO]

Justin Howard, AKA "Nordic Thunder" is headed to Finland in search of the most awesome air guitarist in Finland. Nordic flies out on Saturday, spending two weeks visiting six different cities in his quest to find the man or woman who will compete in the 17th annual Air Guitar World Championship in Oulu, Finland, in August.

Read More

YouTube
YouTube
[

10 Kids Completely Freaked Out By the Easter Bunny

Somewhere along the way, an egg-toting, gift-giving rabbit became associated with the Easter holiday. We assume that soon after, sadistic parents decided that it would be fun to make sure any likeness of this generous rabbit should be creepy and frightening so they can take pictures and video of their children being completely freaked out.

Read More

Category: Funny, Photos Tags:
My studio Mess
My studio Mess
[

Some Bad Traits That Could Make a Good Husband

Hallelujah! That's what I said when I saw the results of this study, (I had to google how to spell it). The people at Match.com did a study, and found some bad traits in men, that just might make them great husbands.

Read More

Category: Funny, Weird News Tags:
William Thomas Cain, Getty
William Thomas Cain, Getty
[

10 Awesome Videos of Marshmallow Peep Torture

Whether you’re a devout church-goer or just someone who enjoys hunting for eggs way too much, there is one Easter tradition that can bring all of humanity together: Marshmallow Peeps. These colorful blobs of gooey, cute deliciousness have stolen the hearts and minds of every future diabetic.

Read More

Flickr / ejharaldseid
Flickr / ejharaldseid
[

Ninjas Rob Medicinal Marijuana Truck

I took a trip one time to San Antonio Texas to see the Alamo, and was having a great time until ninjas swarmed the hotel. That's a tale for another time. Now we have a story out of California about a couple of Ninjas attacking and robbing a Medical Marijuana delivery truck.

Read More

Category: Crime, Funny Tags:
DUI
Joe Raedle, Getty Images
[

Your First DUI- A 2nd Person POV

Drunk driving is a huge issue, and it is my hope that this article, and my experience, will deter at least one person from making the mistake that I did. That being said, here is a 2nd Person Point Of View of getting your first DUI.

Read More

hqdefault1
[

2 Year Old Busts a Move [VIDEO]

I ran across this video and just had to share it! Do you think we will be seeing him on Dancing With The Stars in the fuiture? Maybe....he's got some great moves!

Read More

YouTube
YouTube
[

Blonde Hilariously Explains Meaning of ‘Miles Per Hour’

During a road trip, Travis Chambers proposed a math problem to his wife Chelsea. “If you are traveling 80 miles per hour, how long does it take you to go 80 miles?,” he wonders.

While that would seem a ridiculous question to ask an adult, given the ease in which the answer can be calculated, there was a reason Travis asked.

Read More

Category: Funny, Videos Tags:
yahoo stock
yahoo stock
[

What Kind Of Cars Will We Be Driving If Gas Prices Keep Going UP! [PHOTOS]

With gas prices quickly approaching the $4 dollar mark, and predicted to keep on climbing to $5 dollars a gallon or more! I thought it might be a good time to take a look at what we will be forced to drive in the near future.

Read More

NBC
NBC
[

Tom Hanks and His Oscars Put Jonah Hill in His Place on ‘Saturday Night Live’

NBC

Something very important happened between the time when Jonah Hill first hosted ‘Saturday Night Live‘ in 2008 and when he did for the second time last night...

Read More

Comedy Central Roast Of David Hasselhoff - Show
[

Hulk Hogan Involved In Sex Tape Scandal

As a (most of my) life-long professional wrestling fan, Hulk Hogan has always been an anomaly to me. The height of Hulkamania was a bit before my time, but I did experience the nWo "Hollywood" version of Hulk Hogan, as well as the Hogan that returned to his "home," the WWE, in 2002. I watched as Hogan took on fellow megastar The Rock at Wrestlemania 18 and won the crowd over, ushering in a way of nostalgia that gave birth to the final curtain call of Hulkamania.

Read More

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://theriver1079.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on 107.9 The River quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here

Register on 107.9 The River quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!