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History of April Fools’ Day

There are quite a few "theories", but not a lot of actual facts surrounding the history of April Fools' Day (also known as All Fools' Day). What is factual? Well, the first day of April, although not a national or worldwide "recognized" holiday, is still a time of year were many countries share light-hearted jokes or pranks amongst the population.

One possible account of April Fools' lore, is d

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Pa. Minor-League Team Installs ‘Urinal Gaming System’

So sitting in your basement playing Grand Theft Auto Three is one thing but going to a minor league baseball game...going to men's room...and playing pong while you....well what rhymes with pong. It's a little crazy

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Death Wish Coffee is World’s Strongest

I'm a coffee snob. I lovel my black java and I drink a lot of it. I grind beans daily using my own blend of different beans that I've found around the city with a little boiling water. Now I've found that there is the King of all Coffees

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The Easter Bunny Can Be Creepy [PHOTOS]

Oh the Easter Bunny.  The magical over-sized rabbit, that sneaks into your house and hides all the eggs that you had just spent hours coloring, has a bad side just like everyone else.  He makes up for it by bringing you a basket full of goodies, but sometimes he can be just down right creepy if caught on the wrong day.

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Male Enhancement Products Deliver More Than Bargained For

Most older men know about the little blue pill and how it's changed the bedrooms behaviors. But the herbal supplements, according to the FDA, can be dangerous.

Maggie Fox of NBC News writes

Three “male enhancement” products being sold online say they’re all herbal, but they contain hidden prescription drug ingredients and could be dangerous, the Food and Drug Administration said on Thursday

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You Need To Hire This Bass Player

Some lucky band in the Nashville area is going to have the privilege of performing with this dedicated artist.  You can tell by the ad that his commitment to his craft runs deep.  If only all musicians shared his passion.

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Human Statue Punches Heckler In The Face

There are a million reasons why not to be a douche bag... especially in public. Apparently, this tattooed, purple shirt wearing guy didn't get the memo. His first piece of douche baggery occurred when he started messing with this gray cowboy clad, street performer in Australia, while he was having fun with a child (nothing like jumping in front of a little kid to score points with the ladies). Then he complet

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Student Sues College After Writing About His Teacher Crush

The stories about having a crush on a teacher go back as far as one room school houses. But one student at Oakland Unniversity wrote about his attraction to his teacher, and the school kicked him out. Now he's suing the school for millions

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Why Paper Is Not Dead?

I'm a as big on recycling and save the earth as you can be without being labeled a tree-hugger or being a card carrying member of Greenpeace. However, if you missed yesterday rant on (click here for that), you know there are somethings there is just no subst

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Wannabe Thug Scared of Mommy [Video]

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Do Public Bathrooms Have To Use Razorwire Toilet Paper? [RANT]

We see commercials everyday with fuzzy little animals, frolicking through the forest, rubbing their faces with "soft" but "strong" toilet paper. Then why is it, when we are forced to use a public restrooms, they only seem to purchase what I like to refer to as: booty sandpaper?

We can all lie to ourselves and say we don't use public restrooms, but regardless of how frequent, emergencies happen, and it is sometimes unavoidable. So why, corporate America, do you continue to supply us with poo (pardon the

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Porn Site Offers Kobe 5 Million To Dunk

When it comes to the Slam Dunk Contest held during the NBA all star weekend most fans know that the best dunker's don't participate. Well there's a few out there that want to change that.

According to Michael Martinez of the New Your Times there's a company willing to pony up millions for Kobe to dunk

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