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Pippa Middleton Gets $5 Million Offer to Film Porn Scene

Pippa Middleton literally burst into the public's consciousness after her tight-fitting bridesmaid's dress stole the show at the Royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton in April.

Since then, photos of Pippa dancing in a bra have surfaced on the Internet

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Tina Fey Hosts ‘Saturday Night Live’ [VIDEOS]

A very funny and pregnant Tina Fey returned to 'Saturday Night Live' this weekend for another round of hosting duties.

As expected, the episode poked fun at the recent death of Osama bin Laden. The night also featured sketches written around Fey's pregnancy, a hilarious spoof of Bravo's new reality series 'Pregnant in Heels' and, of course, the return of Fey as Sarah Palin.

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Tina Fey – Amy Poehley – Visit Jersey Floor [VIDEO]

Look out, Snooki.

Funny ladies Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made a surprise appearance on Thursday's 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' in which they paid a visit to the elusive (and admittedly frightening) 'Jersey Floor.'

In this hilarious spoof of MTV's 'Jersey Shore,' Fey and Poehler played two girls looking for love in all the wrong places. Naturally, with lines like "let's have a relationship" and "I wanna make babies with you," it's clear they were never going to make it with Fallon and his 'Floor' crew.

Check out the video after the jump, which features an additional 'Saturday Night Live' reunion with Rachel Dratch.

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Will Ferrell Spoofs President Bush for Funny or Die [VIDEO]

While President Barack Obama was organizing a targeted operation to kill terrorist leader Osama bin Laden, it appears that former President George Bush was taking care of his own business in Texas - well, sort of.

In this hilarious video from Funny or Die, Will Ferrell reprises his Dubya impersonation once again to make a special address from the Sizzler Steak House,

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Rick Darcy Laughs It Up With Bob Zany (AUDIO)

Did you miss Rick talking with Comedian Bob Zany this morning? Don't worry, we've got you covered.

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L.A. Traffic Officers Appear in Porn Movie While On Duty

Two Los Angeles traffic enforcement officers appeared in a porn movie in which they fondled and spanked a naked actress and let her perform a solo sex act in one of their official vehicles.

The kicker: It all happened while they were on duty.

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Local Anchor Accidentally Reports President Obama Is Dead [VIDEO]

When breaking news occurs, mistakes are bound to be had.

Unfortunately, one local news anchor for Washington, D.C., Fox affiliate WTTG learned this the hard way last night while reporting on the killing of terrorist leader Osama bin Laden.

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Rachel Bilson Likes Ice Cream in New Commercial [VIDEO]

Rachel Bilson would rather be eating ice cream. Or at least she would be in this ad for Magnum Ice Cream.

This destined-to-go-viral commercial spoofs a fashion shoot - and also advances the ridiculous notion that a chocolate ice cream bar would be allowed anywhere near a fashion shoot.

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Man Walks Into Interstate Traffic to ‘Kick Dad’s Butt’

Louisville resident Boris Simic was so angry at his dad for sexually neglecting his mom that he actually walked onto Kentucky's heavily trafficked I-264 in the pouring rain.

Simic's mission: to find his father (who lives 10 miles away) and kick his you-know-w

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Watch ‘Double Dream Feet,’ a Sequel to ‘Double Dream Hands’ [VIDEO]

Choreographer John Jacobson wowed the Internet late last year with his 'Double Dream Hands' video, an original dance composition full of sunshine, unbridled enthusiasm and spry athleticism.

Months later, Jacobson has returned with a follow-up video, 'Double Dream Feet,' in which his smile is every bit as big and his dance moves are every bit as kitschy.

We'll be the first to admit that 'Feet' doesn't quite bring the magic like the original did - but it's still fun to watch.

Read on to see both videos from the irrepressible Jacobson.

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Man Invents Car Fueled by Whiskey

In an effort to create the world's manliest car, 62-year-old Mickey Nilsson has transformed a pile of junk into a sleek vehicle that runs strictly on Bourbon Whiskey.

The Kentucky man says he was inspired by Caractacus Potts, the wacky inventor played by Dick Van Dyke in 1968's 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.'

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Company Uses Elephant Dung for Eco-Friendly Paper Products

Instead of cutting down tons of trees to manufacture paper, a new organization is utilizing something completely revolutionary: animal poop.

Though it sounds zany and quite messy, in this case the whole paper-making process is quite the opposite. That's because elephants have diets high in fiber, which makes for easy paper making. Once the poo is harvested and dried out, what's left is mostly digested grass and leaves.

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