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Perv Goes Wild Calling 911 For Sex

It's not a good idea to repeatedly call the emergency number for sex, no matter how "randy" you might be! The Hillsborough County Sheriff's office (Florida) reports Joshua Basso made excessive calls to emergency operators from Wednesday to Friday requesting female deputies respond to his residence for sex. 

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Elton John Live In Dunedin
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Elton John Provides ‘Full Moon’ In St Tropez

It wasn't long ago I told you of a mooning episode involving Sir Elton John, his friend British comic actor David Williams, and Simon Cowell.

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TFF 2010 Portrait Studio At The FilmMaker Industry Press Center - Day 5
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Joan Rivers Causes A “Little Dust Up” At A California Costco [VIDEO]

Joan Rivers loves to speak her mind and we  love to hear her speak. The 79 year old comedienne has made a career making us laugh and ponder life's idiosyncrasies.

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Old Guy Says Young Girlfriend Faked Romance to Get a $775K Apartment — So He Sues Her

If there ever was a sugar daddy story, this is a textbook example. A theater director, 73, is suing his former girlfriend, a 27-year-old dancer -and no, not that kind. He claims she faked their romance so that he would buy her a pricy crib in Manhattan.

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‘Large Scary Britney Spears Man’ Performs… You Guessed it… Britney Spears [VIDEO]

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One of the bright parts of American Idol has always been the host of…unique…characters that audition for the granddaddy of musical reality shows. So when AI came to Casper, we were sure that we would see at least a few of these types of people. Luckily, we were right. Check out Kiss DJ Donovan Short interview Ryan-a large man with an affinity for Britney Spears.

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10 Fun Ways to Deal with Annoyingly Loud People at the Movies — The Funnies

It already costs an arm and a leg to go to the movies. After you’ve scrounged up your spare change to see that new superhero flick all you want to do is relax and enjoy the film, right? Wrong!

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Casper Votes Yes To Boobs

The recent story of  Chrissy Lance a resident of Akron, Ohio (panhandling for boobs) got us wondering how Casper would react if a young lady used the same method of raising  funds to boost her bust line.

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New Strict Chicago Gun Law Goes Into Effect
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Clumsy Criminal Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Genitals

A felon with a conscience accidentally shot himself while standing behind his product. Oklahoma City Police says  36 year old Tavares Donnell Colbert was attempting to sell a pistol be had purchased on the street in Kansas. Not wanting to sell a 'chump' product, Colbert was willing to  demonstrate his weapon.

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Panhandling for Boobs
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Ohio Woman’s Plan For New Boobs Is Surprising [VIDEO] [POLL]

We don't have many panhandlers in Casper, but venture into any major city and you'll find men and women asking for change, bills or whatever one is willing to give  these down on their luck members of society.

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My Second Memory Of The Central Wyoming Fair And Rodeo

As a kid in Casper Wyoming, our summers revolved around two things- the pool and the Central Wyoming Fair and Rodeo. So imagine my delight when, one summer when I was 13 years old, I was able to combine the two with my other favorite thing ever- a girl. This is the story of that day.

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Michael Loccisano, Getty Images
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Zombie Apocalypse – Where NOT To Hide In Casper

For your benefit, we have compiled a list of the five worst places to hide in Casper, should a Zombie attack happen.

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Teen Skateboarder Gets His Hand Stuck Where? [VIDEO]

A California teen got caught with his hand (not in the cookie jar), but a coke machine over the weekend in National City. Lucky for the teen a trolley rider noticed he was trapped by the vending machine and called for help.

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