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Author Points Out 50 State Stereotypes in Two Minutes [VIDEO]

Every state has its good points and its bad ones, right? Well, author Paul Jury playfully points out the bad ones in a promo video he calls '50 State Stereotypes in Two Minutes.'

Jury, who just wrote a book called 'States of Confusion: My 19,000-Mile Detour to Find Direction,' squeezes out the hate from sea to shining sea in a mere 120 seconds.

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Walmart Shoplifter Goes Crazy After Getting Caught in the Act

Stay classy, Walmart shoppers!

Police in Bradenton, Florida arrested a woman last Wednesday after she went loco when a store official stopped her while she tried to leave with a cart of goods she hadn't purchased.

When initially confronted, 22-year-old Myra Mays tried to hit an employee with a bar stool she had stuffed into her cart. She then knocked over a display of gas grills, which caused over $1,000 in damage.

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Bar in Trouble for Allowing Patrons to Gamble on Mice Racing [VIDEO]

Perhaps the Bucktail Lodge should be called the Mouse Tail Lodge.

The Danville, Iowa bar has come under fire for holding mouse races on the premises.

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Extreme BBQ Aprons For Memorial Day Weekend [PHOTOS]

In honor of Memorial Day, and all the barbecuing that will take place during the three-day weekend, we've compiled a gallery of handmade aprons from craft site Etsy that are sure to let everyone know who's boss of the grill.

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Stuck Limo Holds up President Obama’s Motorcade [VIDEO]

As President Obama continues his tour of Europe, it seems as though not all is going quite as smoothly as expected. While trying to exit the US Embassy on his way to give a Speech in Dublin, one of the many limousines in Presidential motorcade gets high-centered just outside of the main gate of the Embassy. Check out the video and enjoy a little chuckle at the President's expense.

Comment below - If you were president, what car/truck/SUV would you convert to be your personal armored limousine?

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Lawyer Complains Opposing Counsel Has Well-Endowed Woman Sitting On Case

Bigger isn’t necessarily better.

The lawyer for an Illinois car dealership that’s being sued recently filed a motion, claiming the plaintiff had a “large breasted woman” sitting at the opposing counsel’s table for no good reason.

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Obama Reelection Campaign Selling Birth Certificate T-Shirts

Barack Obama is cashing in on the birther controversy.

For a donation of $25 or more to the President's reelection campaign, you can get a copy of his much-discussed birth certificate to wear right on your chest.

In an email to supporters, Obama's deputy campaign manager, Julianna Smoot, explained the reasoning behind the sure-to-be controversial T-shirt.

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Station Accidentally Sells Gas for Slightly More Than a Buck a Gallon

Who said gas prices are out of control?

The Torrance Daily Breeze reports a service station in Wilmington, California sold premium gas for the rock-bottom-it-must-be-1992 price of $1.10 a gallon for a four-hour period last Sunday. The gas was supposed to b

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Sears Employee Wears Boots He Stole From Store To Work

You'd have to think that a man who works at a Sears in Sarasota, Florida was given the boot after he was caught stealing from the store.

The Herald-Tribune reports the unidentified 18-year-old man stole a pair of boots from the store in the DeSoto Square Mall – and then wore them to work.

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Top Tweets of the Day: May 16

Check out some of the funniest tweets Twitter has to offer today. Donald Trump found himself the butt of many jokes across the Twitterverse on Monday after announcing he will not run for president in 2010.

WARNING: Reading of these tweets may cause coffe

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Drunk Man Mistakes Cigarettes for Cell Phone [VIDEO]

Cell phones can do many things these days, but you'd be hard-pressed to find one that also satisfies your nicotine craving.

Britain's Sun newspaper reports a drunk driver in Russia pulled over by police tried to make a call with a pack of cigarettes he thought was a cell phone.

Cops pulled over the would-be Marlboro Man after noticing he was driving erratically. When they stopped his vehicle, the man pretended his hand was a cell phone and he began trying to yak away.

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Jon Hamm, Jimmy Fallon Are ‘The Ambiguously Gay Duo’ [VIDEO]

'Saturday Night Live' got a blast from the past over the weekend when it brought back the popular animated sketch 'The Ambiguously Gay Duo' for the first time in years.

Only this time, it was a little different. Thanks to a devious flesh ray, the ambiguously gay Ace and Gary were transformed into humans, played by none other than Jon Hamm and Jimmy Fallon.

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