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Conan O’Brien Gives Hilarious Commencement Speech at Dartmouth [VIDEO]

Over the weekend, talk-show host Conan O'Brien gave the commencement speech at Dartmouth College. Not surprisingly, the self-deprecating funnyman began his speech by stating how ridiculous it was that "a television talk show host" had been selected to impart wisdom.

Even less surprising was that Conan's speech turned out to be really good. He touched on the tough job market and the unfairness of life, and told the crowd that, while they shouldn't fear failure, they should "do their very best to avoid it."

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Woman Accused of Stealing Gas 8 Times from Same Station

The high price of gas seems to have gotten to Karleena Kempf.

Police in Galesburg, Illinois arrested the 35-year-old woman Saturday on charges of stealing gas from the same service station on eight different occasions between May 19 and June 10.

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9-Year-Old Boy From 1991 Does Amazing Dance to Madonna’s ‘Vogue’ [VIDEO]
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9-Year-Old Boy From 1991 Does Amazing Dance to Madonna’s ‘Vogue’ [VIDEO]

Admit it: If you were alive during the summer of 1991, you were probably singing and dancing along to Madonna's 'Vogue.'

9-year-old Robert Jeffrey certainly was - and he has the epic video to prove it. This week, Jeffrey posted the video on his Tumblr page, allowing the entire Internet to catch a glimpse of his seriously awesome moves (not to mention a nice look at the '91 New York skyline).

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Comedian Costaki Economopoulos at the Attic this Saturday!

Costaki Economopoulos is seriously funny. That's all there is to it.

It isn't too late to get your tickets for "The Biggest Name in Comedy!" Bob Zany sold out and this promises to be an ever better show!

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New Zealand Schoolyard Shows Phallic Drawings From Space

Though the event happened back in 2009, a high school penis prank has sprung back into the news this week with a little help from Google Maps.

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Twin Babies Sneeze At the Same Time [VIDEO]

Is there anything cuter than a baby? How about two babies?

And if that isn't enough, how about two twin babies acting in total unison?

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5 Funniest Father's Day Cards on the Web
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5 Funniest Father’s Day Cards on the Web

Ties and golf clubs are dandy for Father's Day, but to dads with a sharp sense of humor, it's the card that counts. We trolled the internet to find the funniest cards out there to purchase, print and even send digitally (no stamps required!).

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Man Pays Disputed Bill With 2,500 Pennies

A penny saved is a penny needed for your court case.

Police have charged a Vernal, Utah man with disorderly conduct after he paid a bill with 2,500 pennies.

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Alcohol Apparently has Same Affect as Yoga [PHOTOS]

Are you throwing your money down the toilet by paying for professional yoga classes? Well put that check book away! Now you can get the exact same results by just drowning in the bottle of your own choosing. Check out the pics and you'll see what I mean.

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Spanish Man Claims Family Invented Coca-Cola

You can't beat the real thing, but you can take credit for inventing it.

A man in the small Spanish town of Ayelo is taking credit for Coca-Cola, claiming his family is responsible for creating the world's most popular soft drink.

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Balloon Boy Parents Auction Balloon for $1 Million [VIDEO]

It's hard to forget the balloon boy hoax that infiltrated our TVs and web browsers back in October 2009.

Now, the Heene family is resurfacing yet again, this time to sell the infamous giant balloon - the one they say their 6-year-old was inside after it launched - for a whopping $1 million.

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Man Charged For Filling Wife’s Gas Tank With Water

When it comes to his faltering marriage, you could say Dino Spinelli put some gasoline on the fire when he put some water in the tank.

The 36-year-old Wisconsin man was charged Tuesday for felony criminal damage to property for allegedly filling the gas tank of his wife's car with water last summer. Spinelli was reportedly trying to get back at her because she wanted a separation.

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