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You Need To Hire This Bass Player

Some lucky band in the Nashville area is going to have the privilege of performing with this dedicated artist.  You can tell by the ad that his commitment to his craft runs deep.  If only all musicians shared his passion.

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Human Statue Punches Heckler In The Face

There are a million reasons why not to be a douche bag... especially in public. Apparently, this tattooed, purple shirt wearing guy didn't get the memo. His first piece of douche baggery occurred when he started messing with this gray cowboy clad, street performer in Australia, while he was having fun with a child (nothing like jumping in front of a little kid to score points with the ladies). Then he complet

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Why Paper Is Not Dead?

I'm a as big on recycling and save the earth as you can be without being labeled a tree-hugger or being a card carrying member of Greenpeace. However, if you missed yesterday rant on (click here for that), you know there are somethings there is just no subst

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Wannabe Thug Scared of Mommy [Video]

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Do Public Bathrooms Have To Use Razorwire Toilet Paper? [RANT]

We see commercials everyday with fuzzy little animals, frolicking through the forest, rubbing their faces with "soft" but "strong" toilet paper. Then why is it, when we are forced to use a public restrooms, they only seem to purchase what I like to refer to as: booty sandpaper?

We can all lie to ourselves and say we don't use public restrooms, but regardless of how frequent, emergencies happen, and it is sometimes unavoidable. So why, corporate America, do you continue to supply us with poo (pardon the

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Weird Names for Everyday Things [Video]

So I had to get some blood drawn yesterday and asked if the "vein pincher offer thingy, ya know that rubber band deal will work through my sweater?".  I got a "you mean the tourniquet?" response from the tech (I know, phlebotomist!) and we both laughed

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Man Heading To Court For Laughing Too Loudly

A man was issued court summonses for laughing too loudly in his own home, CBS New York wrote in a report with the Associated Press.

According to the article, a neighbor issued complaints against 42-year-

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Realistic High School Party Movie Trailer Gets It Right

I was born in the 80's, grew up in the 90's, so I have seen my fair share of high school party movies.  Almost all are the same.  Teens with raging hormones coming together for a massive party where anything can happen.  Love is lost and found, identities are discovered, and all works out in the end.  Now there is finally a video that captures the true nature of most high school parties.

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Is It Ok To Kiss You’re Pet?

I love my cat. Really. Don't have a problem saying that. We hang pretty close together. Nothing better than a great meal, an Final Four basketball game or football game, an ice cold bottle of water, and your cat sitting on your chest

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EPIC WIN! Bon Jovi – Living On a Prayer (Goat Remix)

Screaming goats mashed up with (in this case) vintage Bon Jovi?  Why not?  This new internet trend a lot more funny than Harlem Shake videos or teenagers throwing gallons of milk into the air. Enjoy!

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Naked Man Locks Himself Out of Hotel Room [VIDEO]

There aren't too many things worse than locking yourself out of somewhere, especially a hotel room.  Luckily all you have to do is go downstairs to the front desk and ask for a new key.  As simple as that sounds, it can be extremely difficult and embarrassing if you are naked.

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Harlem Shake Invades University of Wyoming

As Harlem Shake Mania continues to sweep the internet, the country, and you guessed it... even Wyoming, the comparisons to other videos run rampant. Having created a Harlem Shake video of my own with my fellow co-workers(see here), I have hig

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