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Women Describing Their Man’s Penis is Sketchy [VIDEO-NSFW]

Lots of men have a nickname for their penis and most of them come from their girlfriends or wives.What's funny is how these women describe their guy's penis to a police sketch artist!

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Julian Finney,Getty Images
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Redneck Slip-n-Slide Will Leave You Dizzy [VIDEO]

Need is the mother of invention! I guess if you don't own a boat or live near a lake, ocean or river, you have to make your own summer fun.

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How To Have Sex On A Plane
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Foolproof Way To Safely Join The Mile High Club [VIDEO]

Have you ever wanted to join the Mile High Club, but can't afford the very discreet $425 version? Well here's an almost fool-proof plan.

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Category: Entertainment, Funny, Videos
Watching Porn With Porn Stars
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Men Watching Porn With Actual Porn Stars Is Just As Awkward As It Sounds [VIDEO, NSFW]

A good portion of society has probably seen at least one full scene from a pornographic movie before. That being said, it's a safe bet to say you've more than likely never watched one with a person that's starred in the movie.

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Monsters of Rock 8-Bit
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‘Monsters of Rock’ 8-Bit Video Game Featuring Guns N’ Roses, Motley Crue, Def Leppard, Twisted Sister + Quiet Riot

With chiptune audio, classic video game characters and genre-defining '80s heavy metal acts, we and the Filthy Frackers bring you 'Monsters of Rock.'

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YouTube
YouTube
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Hold a Coke With Your Boobs Challenge [VIDEO]

If you haven't figured it out, the entire point of the challenge is for women to pose topless, squeezing a can or bottle of Coke between their breasts and take a picture or show off in a short video.

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Bill Pugliano, Getty Images
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Always Keep Your Firearms Locked up [VIDEO]

Sarcasm can be a very effective way to get peoples attention. This video is about gun safety delivered in a thought provoking manner.

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The Amazing Race
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Watermelon To The Face Is Sad… But Funny [VIDEO]

I have never been real big on reality television. Maybe that's why I'm just now seeing this YouTube footage of a woman catapulting a watermelon... into her own face!!!

The footage comes from a 2010 episode of the CBS series The Amazing Race. A

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College Humor Flight Attendant
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Why Do We Have To Turn Off Electronics On Flights? [VIDEO, NSFW]

Have you ever wondered why it's so important to turn off your cell phone, iPod, laptop, eReader and other electronic devices for take off and landing, but not the entire flight?

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This Spiderman Showing off Proves He’s No Superhero [VIDEO]

Spiderman, the international superhero, was performing at a birthday party in Argentina when he was made to seem only human.

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Conan
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Conan Tells Viewers To “Turn On Dave” [VIDEO]

There were all kind of star-studded guests on the last The Late Show With David Letterman, but maybe the most memorable (and definitely the most classy) was not even on that show.

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Jamie Foxx on Jimmy Fallon
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Jamie Foxx Does Musical Impressions With Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon has so many awesome games and gags he performs with his guests, that it's no surprise he's the holding the late night crown. One of my favorites is the Musical Impression Generator. Last night (May 19th, 2015), he played the game with a musical and comical genius, Jamie Foxx.

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