If you’ve been sitting on the fence regarding whether or not to get a cat, this video might be all you need to sway you either way.

Teddy — possibly short for Theodore — obviously has no problem making enemies, even if it’s the person who feeds and shelters the little jerk. His behavior makes the YouTube title seems perfectly appropriate… Teddy is a complete ahole.

In his fit of pompous and arrogant egocentricity, the pawed pet climbs atop a dresser, picks out his target carefully and pushes it ever so slightly off the edge. And the kicker? The yawn.

Very mature Theodore.