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Cap’n Crunch Not An Actual Captain?

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There may be mutiny afoot on the S.S. Guppy as Cap’n Crunch’s rank has been called into question.  Well, the Cap’n is ready to crunchatize those rumors.

A Reddit user posted the photo above, bringing about the question of Cap’n Crunch’s rank.  He points out that the Cap’n only bears three stripes rather than four, making him a commander.  According to the U.S. Department of Defense, a Navy Commander has three stripes on his sleeve, whereas a Captain has four stripes.  Don’t think that the Cap’n was going to just sit there and take the allegations.  Here is how the Cap’n responded to the claims via Twitter.

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Cap'n Tweet
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It can not be clear at this point whether an extensive investigation is to follow.  On a related note; when the Cap’n was asked about his cereal cutting the roof of people’s mouths, he declined to comment.

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