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Britney Spears is Going To Be In an Erotic Novel

Parody. Obviously.

Apparently Britney & Kevin: Chaotic (hilariously listed on IMDb as a TV mini-series – move over, ‘Roots!’) was not the only entertainment by-product of the Britney Spears and Kevin Federline union: his aunt has now written an erotic novel based on their brief marriage.

Diane Story (NOT a pen name, oddly) has authored ‘Pop Baby Krissy Doucet’, apparently the first in a forthcoming series which follows dancer Keenan Fazio and his whirlwind romance with a pop princess. The Siren Publishing e-book will be available on April 26 via BookStrand.com.

K-Fed (which is fitting because he always does look “fed”) is best-known as the baby-daddy of Spear’s children Sean Preston and Jayden James — though he’s listed on Wikipedia as a “dancer, rapper, fashion model, and actor.” We hope there is enough space to add “the next Fabio.”

[via PopCrush]

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