Think you know all the cliches used in commercials?

Well, this clever video (which has a brief moment of NSFW language), titled 'This Is a Generic Brand Video,' puts them all in one clip.

The words come from the poem of the same name and touches on all the essentials we see in ads from guys in lab coats to the phrase 'global economy' to cars moving fast and everything in between. Heck, even the voiceover from the Sam Elliott-sounding Coors spot sounds hacky.