Bigfoot Spotted In Yellowstone National Park
With recent reports of humans damaging park features and having bad interactions with bison, bears and moose, comes a happier story of a pair of travelers who managed to get this picture of the elusive Bigfoot inside Yellowstone National Park. It appeared without sound and was accompanied by a nasty smell akin to rank Limburger cheese and very used sweat socks.
Dr. Scholz may enter a 12-step program to deal with the shock of the sighting, but his callused attitude made the couple tiptoe around the subject like arch enemies.
Enough!! Sorry, I knew it was wrong when I wrote this. Sorry…. Sorry…. I really didn’t want to get off on the wrong foo…. Never mind.