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I (or "Number Nine", as the scientists at Playing Creator Labs referred to me) was born as part of a government program aimed at creating super humans that would one day bring about the destruction of all living beings with more than 4 legs, take humanity to a new era called "The Equestrian Enoch", and cook the perfect omelet. While the program was ultimately a failure, I escaped the cruel dis-figuration of my fellow test subjects (including Charlie Sheen, Miley Cyrus, Dave Grohl, etc.), was adopted by a tribe of half-men, half-women in northern Washington, living out a quiet existence in their complex system of caves and tunnels. That was, until recently, when in a fit of brilliance, I took Pi to its final digit. Astounded by my discovery, the mathematical community appointed me “King of Nerds,” and I toured the world writing out my theorem on chalkboards for heads of state, royalty, and Cher. Tired of the fast paced life of a mathematics god, I chose to join the media world, where I work today. As you were reading this paragraph, I counted to infinity twice.
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AM 1400 ESPN Broadcast Schedule For Week Of 3/24/14

Spring is finally here, and that means Baseball! We start out this week indoors with two fantastic NBA match-ups, then we head outdoors on Sunday with the opening of our MLB season - Get this week's broadcast schedule below (special events in bold - times and games subject to change):

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Wyoming Man Warns You Not To Be ‘That Guy’ In E-Bay Ad

I got this ebay link from a listener today. While I personally enjoyed these racetracks as a kid, I seem to remember not really looking forward to playing with my dad, because he always kicked my butt. It wasn't until years later, when - in a drunken stupor - he admitted that he always used the fastest car. Yes, I come from a family of "that guys".

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AM 1400 ESPN Broadcast Schedule For Week Of 3/10/14

This week, All four Casper Boys and Girls teams play in the 4A State tournament. We'll update the schedule as they win or lose, but we'll have them all from start to finish. We'll wrap up the week with an NBA matchup. Follow the 4a Prep State Bracket here - Get this week's broadcast schedule below (special events in bold - times and games subject to change):

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