I (or "Number Nine", as the scientists at Playing Creator Labs referred to me) was born as part of a government program aimed at creating super humans that would one day bring about the destruction of all living beings with more than 4 legs, take humanity to a new era called "The Equestrian Enoch", and cook the perfect omelet. While the program was ultimately a failure, I escaped the cruel dis-figuration of my fellow test subjects (including Charlie Sheen, Miley Cyrus, Dave Grohl, etc.), was adopted by a tribe of half-men, half-women in northern Washington, living out a quiet existence in their complex system of caves and tunnels. That was, until recently, when in a fit of brilliance, I took Pi to its final digit. Astounded by my discovery, the mathematical community appointed me “King of Nerds,” and I toured the world writing out my theorem on chalkboards for heads of state, royalty, and Cher. Tired of the fast paced life of a mathematics god, I chose to join the media world, where I work today. As you were reading this paragraph, I counted to infinity twice.
Morning Woods Are Good for You! [VIDEO]
Waking up with morning wood is as natural as breathing air. Having a stiff one in the morning is just your body's way of telling you that your system checks out OK.
AM 1400 ESPN Broadcast Schedule For Week Of 9/22/2014
NFL, NCAA, Prep - we are in full football mode now that all three levels are playing. Mix in the MLB, and we've got you covered on all live-game broadcasts! - Get this week's broadcast schedule below (special events in bold - times and games subject to change):
Miss The 80’s Cartoons? Find Out Where They Are Now [VIDEO]
Generally, I tend to think that the 80's were a waste of a decade.
AM 1400 ESPN Broadcast Schedule For Week Of 9/15/2014
NFL, NCAA, Prep - we are in full football mode now that all three levels are playing. Mix in two MLB games, and we've got you covered on all live-game broadcasts! - Get this week's broadcast schedule below (special events in bold - times and games subject to change):
Jon Michaels Reviews Hardee’s Fried Bologna & Velveeta Biscuit [VIDEO]
Jon Michaels loves fried bologna sandwiches. He's always talking about how good he makes them, and he's always trying to get us to taste his bologna.
‘The Uprising’ Music Festival Set for This Weekend
Once again, Youth For Christ is hosting their annual "The Uprising" event at the The Boys & Girls Club on East K. Street this Friday (9/12) and Saturday (9/13).
Benefit Ride For Vets Set For September 13th
#22KILL is a program under a veteran nonprofit called Honor Courage Commitment, Inc. The #22KILL initiative is to simply show your ongoing support for the U.S. military and the veterans who have served. Saturday, September 13th, there will be a benefit ride to raise money and awareness for this fant…
Food For Thought Farmer’s Market Tonight
With only a couple weeks left in the season, your chance to grab some locally grown and made items is starting to dwindle.
AM 1400 ESPN Broadcast Schedule For Week Of 9/08/2014
NFL, NCAA, Prep - we are in full football mode now that all three levels are playing. Mix in two weekend MLB games, and we've got you covered on all live-game broadcasts! - Get this week's broadcast schedule below (special events in bold - times and games subject to change):
See What A Keyboard Looks Like Up Close [VIDEO]
I was messing with my phone camera at my desk today, and the lens just happened to pointed at my keyboard. What I saw on the screen would make a germophobe cry...
‘Good Morning Tonight’ Playing Free Show At Sanfords…Tonight [VIDEO]
Lookin' for some free entertainment...and cheap booze? Downtown Sanfords has you covered tonight as they bring in Casper's own 'Good Morning Tonight'.
Tommy Chong Among New ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Cast
I have never watched one single episode of Dancing With The Stars. It's not that I hate the show or anything, I just don't see the point of watching a bunch of privileged people doing the mambo. I mean, don't they get enough face time as it is?