There are a handful of dream jobs out there – personal lotion applicator to Kate Upton, nipple puffer for Bar Refaeli, masseuse for John Travolta… wait, what? But, one of the most underrated professions has to be Adult Film Writer.
There are entire websites dedicated to parenting fails and while most appear to be harmless, some make you question just how long the victimized kid will live in such a dangerous environment. Take this video of a couple parents who put their kid in a washing machine at the laundromat as a way to teach him a lesson. Seems like a funny prank at first, but then the auto lock system kicks in and everyone starts to freak out. (Note: this video may be too intense for some viewers.)
What Olympus Office Party commercial? Ah, yes. So, we should explain. The spot you’re about to see hasn’t aired yet in most parts of the country, at least, not to our knowledge. However, we stumbled upon this spot from an ad agency in Miami called, “SCPF” on Twitter and we think it’s drenched in awesome.
Sometimes when you’re strapped for cash, you’re willing to do the unthinkable. Or you’re so hard up that you just plain flat out don’t think at all. Such is the case with Keithan Manuel, an 18-year-old in Dallas County who tried to mug a cop IN a police station.
A couple weeks ago, Agent Provocateur debuted their latest commercial for their Margot line of lingerie from the ‘Classics’ collection. In it, a thief snatches an old lady’s purse and takes off. A bodacious bystander gives chase in a floral print dress, but has it ripped off by a chain link fence, exposing her super sexy undergarments. She eventually catches the robber after a series of cuts showing off her toned body in action, which were made greater thanks to slow motion.
A while back we showed you a blind 15 year old who listened to a dubsteb song for the the first time then managed to play it on the piano. Now, we have an autistic 6 year old boy named Ethan who nails Billy Joel’s “Piano Man”.
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