One reason why tennis player Novac Djokovic has so many fans is because he loves to take off his shirt. This simple act excites even the most casual of sports enthusiasts, which probably explains why one woman stole Djokovic’s t-shirt after he tossed it to a younger fan. Oh snap!
Where did those genius creators of ‘The Simpsons‘ ever get the inspiration for those chain smoking, ‘MacGyver’-loving, Homer Simpson-hating twins known as Patty and Selma Bouvier? Well, we may have found the real, long-time spinsters.
Who would’ve thought that a simple Congressional bill aimed at ending online piracy with the same potential to censor the entire internet community would cause such a mass panic? But that’s exactly what’s going on, especially with Twitter users.
In the words of Ricky Gervais, “The Golden Globes are to the Oscars like Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton, bit louder, bit drunker, bit trashier, and more easily bought. Allegedly. Nothing’s been proved.” That was pretty much the host’s theme for the entire evening.
Many were shocked and excited to hear that Lana Del Rey — the singer with a tremendous internet following, but no actual album to hock — was the musical guest for ‘Saturday Night Live.’ You know who wasn’t, though? Juliette Lewis and tons of other people on Twitter.
Shocker, Ricky Gervais was not on his best behavior as the Golden Globes host. Fortunately for the other stars in the audience, he wasn’t as bad as he could have been. That didn’t seem to matter to Madonna when it came time for her to take the stage.
Clearly, the good people behind the Golden Globes just couldn’t get enough of Ricky Gervais‘ antics and mud-slinging comedy since they’ve asked him back for more. ‘Saturday Night Live‘ seems assured of his impending success on Sunday that it’s booked him up solid with similar hosting gigs… well, not really similar.
Here are a couple scenarios given out by Charles Barkley. See if you can figure them out. (1) You go to a restaurant, but you can’t tell if the chicken is organic. (2) You decide to vacation at your summer home, even though you already promised your friends they could stay in one of the five guest rooms.
These are what Barkley and ‘SNL‘ call “white people problems.”
Do you find it nearly impossible to understand what Kobe Bryant is saying during his post-game, wrap-up speeches? Yeah, so do we.
Thankfully, Charles Barkley has us covered. This weekend he revealed ‘Saturday Night Live‘s’ new app, which features Barkley himself translating all the mumbling of sports figures into coherent speech.
New Year’s Eve is one of the most fun celebrations of the year, but, seriously, of all the things to drop on this over-the-top extravaganza New York chose that dull ball? We know it’s tradition, but come on. There are plenty of other things to drop, like pelicans, pickles and even drag queens. Check out how some people across the country do up New Years.
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