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Sweet! Maple Syrup Counterfeiter Busted By Federal Government
We are pleased to report that in the wake of a near societal meltdown, America is officially a safer place to live now that there is one less maple syrup counterfeiter on the streets.
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Where Are the Cheapest Places to Live in America?
There is no doubt inside the great American illusion of prosperity that the majority of the population suffers from the same sickness — high cost of living.
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What Parents Need to Know When Their Kids Move Back Home
Most kids eagerly await the day when they get to move out on their own to either go to college or simply join the workforce and live by their own rules.
However, sometimes things do not work out quite like junior thought he might – giving him no option but to move back home to live with mommy and daddy.
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New Research Reveals Unemployment Is Bad for Your Health
It seems that there might be a correlation between long-term unemployment and poor health.
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Drunk Dude Passes Out in the Wrong House, 20 Miles Away From Own House
Sometimes you just stumble into the wrong house after a night of drinking — but you don’t usually miss the house by 20 miles.
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What Are the Best and Worst Jobs for Your Health?
Most of us probably never stop to consider if what we do for a living is healthy for us or not.
Maybe we should.
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Disturbing Report Says Marijuana Use Among Teens Is on the Rise
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Arby’s Urinal Gives Man’s Junk a Steam Burn
It looks like an Arby’s restaurant is in some hot water this week after a customer in Colorado claimed one of their urinals sprayed scalding steam and burned up his genitals.
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Boston Teen Sentenced to Two Years in Prison for Texting and Driving
A Boston, Massachusetts teen has been sentenced to two years in prison after being found guilty of causing a fatal car crash due to texting and driving.
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Do You Have One of the Most Dangerous Jobs in America?
For most us, the only physical danger we are faced with at work comes from eating too much junk out of the vending machine or standing too close to someone with bad breath. On the upside, none of these things are life threatening and can usually be remedied with a couple of Tums and a breath mint.
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Man Gives Woman Herpes and Eventually $1M in a Lawsuit — Which Hurts More?
Last week a jury ordered a 69-year-old man to pay nearly $1 million in pain and suffering damages from giving a 49-year-old woman a foul case of herpes on their fourth date.
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What City Has the Most Spoiled Children?
We have all seen the horrifying outcome of parents who spoil their children. The tyranny these little monsters yield can sometimes wreak the same twisted havoc as a lone wild animal searching for its next meal.