Mike Adams
Tennessee’s ‘No Holding Hands’ Bill Becomes the Strictest Sex Ed Law in the US
In the wake of some recent controversial sexual education demonstrations in the classroom, one that actually involved a sex toy, the state of Tennessee has now passed the strictest pro-abstinence sex education law in the nation.
Shoppers Get Naked for Free Groceries in Germany
Now this is our kind of meat market!
Chinese Village Mistakes Adult Toy for Rare Mushroom
The inhabitants of Liucunbu, a small village in China, were stumped recently after digging up a double-headed mystery while drilling a new well shaft. Apparently, everyone in the village does it in the dark because none of them were able to distinguish the difference between what they believed to be a rare mushroom and a fake rubber female love canal.
Famous Musician Mug Shots
In the wonderful world of music, there is no shortage of musicians who disguise themselves as lunatics, drug fiends, and gun totting thugs, to keep all of us regular folks copiously entertained.
McDonald’s Ranks Last in Customer Satisfaction Among Fast Food Restaurants (Again!)
“I’m lovin’ it” may be McDonald’s slogan, but that’s not what customers are saying about the service.
Self-Chilling Beer Can Would Win Nobel Prize
We have three words that will change the way you drink – self-chilling can.
What Cities Are People Most Likely to Have Their Cars Stolen?
Your vehicle might be a little bit safer this year against auto theft than it has been in the past, but according to a new report, you might just want to hang on to that security system and full coverage insurance for awhile.
Is Ecstasy Bad for You? Canadian Researcher Says, ‘Heck, No!’
It is not often that a health care professional advocates for a drug which has been known to cause extreme bouts of paranoia, frightening hallucinations and the occasional death.
So, when it does happen, it’s news.
Rare ‘Sleeping Beauty Syndrome’ Causes 15-Year-Old Girl to Sleep for Two Months
Some people need a good night’s sleep.
Some need a good month or two of sleep.
New ‘Motivation Pill’ Can Help You Get Off Your Lazy Butt and Exercise
Now they’ve gone and done it. It looks as if a group of mad scientists has emerged from a dirty basement in central Switzerland, carrying a handful of pills in which they claim will help motivate a lazy society.
Walmart Robber Seriously Injured by His Own Getaway Vehicle
It never seems to fail — where there’s a twinge of desperation, a nearby Walmart, and just enough faith in a reckless gamble to go over the wall, the derelict sideshow and dumb circus is there.
Apparently, one man from New York does not intend to change that.
Sweet! Maple Syrup Counterfeiter Busted By Federal Government
We are pleased to report that in the wake of a near societal meltdown, America is officially a safer place to live now that there is one less maple syrup counterfeiter on the streets.