Have you ever been in an office situation where you absolutely had to perform violent physical mayhem on someone but didn’t have a weapon handy to do it with? Holy coincidence us too! Well, we’ve got you covered.
If you’ve ever blown a chance with a woman due to uninhibited underarm odor, you know full well how important the sense of smell is to romance. Scientific theories postulate that we are attracted at a base genetic level to people who exude certain smells, so why not use the nose to sniff out a mate?
Let’s be frank: the Internet can be a grim, depressing place, full of people having sex with gross things and horrible comments. But every once in a while, it does something good. Case in point: Caine’s Arcade.
Man has always dreamed of flight, and then we invented airplanes and helicopters and blimps and jetpacks and flying DeLoreans and stuff. But we kept dreaming of flight like the birds do it — with our own damned muscles.
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