America is obsessed with deep-fried foods. You better make an appointment with your cardiologist, because the deep-fried phenomenon isn’t going away anytime soon. It looks like there is no limit when it comes to the culinary artform that is deep fried cooking. What will they come up with next?
Maybe they’ll start deep frying asparagus soon—we doubt it, but you never know. Well, we might as well indulge ourselves. Here are 10 deep fried dishes we’d like to invent:
Pretty clearly, the best part of Halloween is that you dress up in a fun costume and walk around acquiring delicious candy. Who doesn’t love that? We’re really excited to see all the trick-or-treaters in their best outfits this year. We’ve got our bags of candy ready, and we’re giving away prizes for the best costumes we see.
However, we cannot abide a certain type of trick-or-treater. You know the kind. The lazy one who doesn’t wear a costume. This trick-or-treater is terrible, and he thinks he’s still entitled to some of our sweet chocolate treats? Ha! Well, we’re not going to take it this year. Here are 10 things to say to trick-or-treaters without a costume.
The presidential election is kicking into high gear, so get ready to hear those annoying ads—you know, the ones that claim Obama never created jobs and Romney outsources everything. It’s time to duck while politicians sling mud at each other.
A good psychologist can bring out some of your most suppressed and traumatic childhood memories. We tip our hats to Ragu for saving us thousands of dollars in therapy sessions by doing it with just one commercial.
The Olympics are finally here and you’re watching in anticipation. You love the coverage of every Olympic event, and you find yourself running home after work to watch Michael Phelps splish splash his way to victory. The floor routines in female gymnastics leave you giddy, while the volleyball coverage makes you squirm with delight.
We’re in the middle of the dog days of summer. It keeps getting hotter, and the kids on your block keep getting louder. The looming family vacation is putting you on edge, but there are ways to keep it interesting.
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