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Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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Gildan’s Super Bowl 2013 Commercial Shows How Far a Guy Will Go For a Shirt

New to the Super Bowl commercial game for 2013 is Gildan. You know, the company that makes t-shirts that other people print stuff on. Apparently our estimation of them is a little low, because this guy is willing to do a lot for his favorite shirt, which is obviously a Gildan.

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Kidney Found in KFC Meal — Why Are We Still Eating There Again?

How many times does this have to happen before we all stop going to KFC? Hopefully twice is the answer. Three weeks ago a teenager in the UK thought he had been served a giant chicken brain from the fast-food chain. It turned out to be a kidney. On the one hand, gross. On the other hand, at least we're pretty sure that what Redditor six6six4kids found in his order was also a kidney. MAKE IT STOP!

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‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’ Gets the ‘Honest Trailer’ Treatment

It might seem like this video is a bit overdue. As the narrator of the video says, though, "five years later and I still want a refund." The movie so bad 'South Park' likened watching it to being sexually abused, 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' is getting the Honest Trailer treatm

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