Several schools across the country have bannedFlamin' Hot Cheetos because they are so unhealthy and dangerous to kids. What about these snacks? They seem *at least* as terrifying as something that promises to be hot as fire. It certainly can't be safe for kids to eat these. Also, we want some.
Awww, this guy is so nice. And awkward. And he did mankind a favor with this little bit of field research. Taylor Swift should not be used as pickup lines — the only thing that comes from it is massive confusion and mild physical discomfort.
And because we can’t do cat videos all day every day,* here are ten amazing facts about the internet. From how many likes there are on Facebook daily to the actual weight of the internet, this video just might blow your mind. (Hence the title.) Learn something new today, so you can watch a cat stuck in a jar over and over guilt-free!
The 2012 presidential race once again set the internet on fire. There were gifs, fake twitter accounts, an AMAZING hairswap and all the other stuff that comes from people who live their lives online briefly taking an interest in politics. It helps that Joe Biden is a very expressive man. Here are some of our favorite bits from around the web.
So, you might want to show this to kids to help them learn to count, but you probably shouldn’t. It starts off well enough, but by the end you realize the only thing you’re going to be counting once you reach 30 are your numerous failures and Weight Watchers points. So maybe just stick some earmuffs on the little tyke after 30 seconds and enjoy the rest yourself. Well … not “enjoy” so much as commiserate. You get the idea.
Anybody who was in high school marching band can go ahead and hang their head in shame now. The Ohio State University marching band just made all those mornings you woke up early to practice ‘Taking It to the Streets’ totally obsolete.
So this lady believes pretty strongly that children are dying because Leonardo DiCaprio won’t put her in a movie with him. (This is her kind of NSFW “demo” reel.) She also thinks they are meant to be married, possibly because their birthdays are only three days apart. It’s hard to say — she comes off as a little crazy, especially in the letter she sent out to Hollywood executives to bolster her case.
We’re glad this guy’s instinct when he found a squirrel in his kitchen was to grab a camera and record it, rather than grab a broom and start screaming. The squirrel seems pretty panicked (what squirrel doesn’t?), but maybe it was just gathering up speed for what might be the greatest escape in the history of animals trapped in kitchens.
The nice part about being a gorilla in a zoo is that you’re safe from poachers. OH! And the first time you see a caterpillar is going to be freaking awesome, because you don’t really get out very much.
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