Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With Vodka
People will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.
Inept Burglar Stuck in Window Is a Supremely Royal Doofus
Talk about a pane in the butt.
Cabbie Says He Was Speeding Because His Passengers Farted
Get a whiff of this.
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Target has everything. Except maybe an answer for this.
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This couple will stay together 'til death do them part.
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The sting of losing the Super Bowl won't go away anytime soon.
Average Wedding Cost Is Soooo High You Should Stay Single Forever
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When this guy got lit, he really got lit.
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Subscribe to 107.9 The River on Youtube We all feel this kid’s pain. This boy goes into a bawling free-for-all when the internet stops working. According to the YouTube description: This is how my son reacted when the Holiday Inn Express changed the credentials to the Wi-Fi access, and he was…
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