Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Doctors Remove 915 Coins a Good Luck Turtle Swallowed
Surgeons had a shell of a time saving this creature. A team of veterinarians in Bangkok removed 915 coins from the stomach of a turtle who had swallowed the money. The 25-year-old, 130-pound turtle, nicknamed Bank (it’s unclear if that name was given before or after this incident), had mistak…
New Smart Condom Will Let You Know How You’re Doing in the Sack, If You’re Into That Sort …
"Was it good for you?" has never been a more loaded question.
Distraught Student Blames Breakup for Failing to Do Her Homework
"My dog ate my homework" is just so passe.
Cop Sprayed With 1,000 Pounds of Beer When Truck Overturns
This isn't what they mean by "bottle necking" on the road.
You Know What Ruins a Marriage Proposal? Vomit.
If you spew chunks right after popping the question, maybe marriage isn't for you.
You Know You’re Eating at a Bad Restaurant When…
You want to fill your stomach, not turn it.
Mets Shortstop Is Totally Chill While Catching Flying Bat in Dugout
During a spring training game Thursday against the Miami Marlins on Thursday, New York Mets shortstop Luis Guillorme made the play of the day without even being in the game.
This Sumo Wrestler’s Savage Knockout Will Make You Glad You Chose a Different Line of Work
When two very large objects collide, it has quite an impact.
Someone Made Mayonnaise Pea Pizza and Can You Hold Our Hair Back, Please?
You mayo or mayo not believe this, so peas let us explain, first.
99-Year-Old Gets Arrested to Polish Off Bucket List
It was a trip to the slammer nearly a century in the making.
Bees Living in a Shower Head Is Your New Nightmare
It's the most frightening thing to happen in a shower since "Psycho."