Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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Wacky Weather Forecast Features 22 ‘Ghostbusters’ References
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12 Superstars We Can’t Imagine Playing for Any Other Team
Like peanut butter and tofu, changing these combos would just be...weird.
America’s Rudest City Is a Total Shocker
The weather may be nice, but the people of this city sure aren't.
Don’t Even Bother Guessing Which City Has the Cheapest Beer
Grab a tall cool one and try to figure out where on earth you can find the cheapest beer. Actually, grab a six-pack because it's going to take a long time.
Betrayed Thunder Fans Burn Kevin Durant Jerseys to a Crisp
Kevin Durant is officially public enemy number one in Oklahoma City.