Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Embarrassed Woman Backs Over Ferrari for All to See
This woman went from zero to mortified in two seconds flat.
Hilariously Trumpish-Sounding ‘Greatest’ Letter to the Editor Is Oh-So Real
This hilarious and bombastic letter to the editor very well could've been written by the most polarizing man in America.
90-Year-Old Man Busted With Hooker Doesn’t Give a You-Know-What
This old man paid for sex and makes no apologies for it.
Strangely Moving Organ Donation PSA Features a Memorably Likable Scumbag
Sometimes, even the worst people can do something great.
There’s a Scary Clown Menacingly Roaming Around a US City
Clowns, like the thought of another season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, are one of those things that can scare the bejesus out of people.
Olympic Officials Forced to Open Stadium With Bolt Cutters After Losing Keys
Could this be an omen for what many are expecting to be a catastrophic Summer Games?
100-Year-Old Grandma Is a Maniacal Beer Pong Machine
At the century mark of life, this woman may have finally checked off the last item on her bucket list.
Shocking Report May Change Whether You Floss or Not
The tooth about flossing may surprise you.
No-Nonsense Umpire Ejects Relentlessly Heckling Phillies Fan
Philadelphia sports fans are notorious for being mean, but one umpire wanted no part of it.
Tiger With Attitude Casually Rips Bumper Off Car Like It’s NBD
Hey, guess what? Don't tick off a tiger. Yeah, it seems obvious, right? Well, that's a light bulb over the head thought for one driver.
Teachers Share the Most Off-the-Wall, Bat-Nuts Comments From Parents
Back to school season is upon us, although some teachers may wish for some more time to recharge their batteries.
Behold the Unhealthiest Chain Restaurant Meal for 2016
If you're counting calories, bring your calculator because you may need help with this quadruple-digit offering.