Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
This Car Carried Way, Way, Way, Way Too Many People
America is dealing with clowns. Russia is dealing with clown cars.
Only a Dog Can Get Away With Photobombing the Pope
It wasn't so much a dog day afternoon as it was a god day afternoon.
Tom Brady Flaunts Super Bowl Rings In Crazy Obnoxious Commercial
Get ready, kids -- Tom Brady is back.
Supreme Pervert Pleasured Himself Into Women’s Orange Juice
Breakfast will never be the same. Willis Gene Burdette, 72, may sound like an assassin, but he’s something much worse more vile. Burdette, is in a heaping pot of trouble for, well, why don’t we just let The Smoking Gun explain it? A grand jury this week voted to indict an eld…
Ridiculous Youth League Football Catch Makes No Sense Whatsoever
Everything about this will make your eyes pop out of your head.
Dad Goes Full-On Batty When He Gets Light-Up Sneakers for Birthday
A pair of kids' shoes brought out the kid in this septuagenarian.
Angry Cyclist Goes Full-Bore Hulk by Ripping Bike in Half
There's mad and then there's the level of fury attained by this cyclist.
Hero for Our Times Creates the Political Pizza Party
There's a choice for disenfran-cheesed voters.
Man on Big Wheel Goes for Inexplicable Spin on the Highway
It's a joyride that probably shouldn't have taken place.
The Ginormous iPhone Mirror Has Arrived
Smartphones can be many things, but not many things can be an smartphones.
Unlucky Man Gets Bitten By Spider on Penis — Again
When you can add the word "again" at the end of the sentence "A man was bitten on his penis by a spider," you know you've got a good story.
Dating Site to Open Bar That Bans Ugly People
Beauty is indeed only skin deep.