Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
7 Very Simple Questions to Separate Real Cubs Fans From Bandwagon Ones
If it feels like everyone you know is rooting for the Cubs, it may be because they are.
Doofus Woman Gets Equally Doofus Boyfriend’s Name Tattooed on Forehead
This woman's love for her boyfriend is written all over her face.
Newly-Discovered Insect Has 4 Penises, 414 Legs and, Boy, Don’t You Feel Inferior
Good luck finding pants for this guy.
Heads Roll After Grown Man Caught Playing in Youth Football Game
This is not the best way to get a tactical advantage over the opponent.
College Football’s Highest-Paid Football Coaches Show You’re in the Wrong Line of Work
These big-name coaches may want their jummb-sized linemen to escort them to the bank to cash their jumbo-sized paychecks.
Man Divorces Wife of 2 Hours Because of Snapchat Snafu
You gotta be careful what you share on social media.
Artist Paints Fantastic Picture During National Anthem Before Hockey Game
O, say can you see, indeed.
Will Ferrell Celebrates Cubs in the World Series As a Better-Than-Ever Harry Caray
It wasn't as long as the Cubs' World Series appearance drought, but it's been quite a long time since Will Ferrell pulled out his legendary Harry Carry impression.
1993 High School Yearbook Predicted 2016 Cubs World Series Victory
Picking the Cubs to win the World Series was foolish business for generations of fans, but that didn’t stop one teen from thinking outside the box. A high school yearbook from 1993 features one senior predicting the Cubs will win the World Series in 2016 (as if people weren’t alre…
Pregnancy Questions for Yahoo! Answers Are Embarrassingly Dumb (And Endlessly Entertaining…
There are no dumb questions. There are, however, lot of dump people who ask questions.
New Girl Scout Cookie Cereal Will Make Breakfast Great Again
Girl Scout cookies are no longer just a delicious, can't-stop-going-back-for-more treat.
Mouse-Eating, Fridge-Climbing Spider Is a One-Arachnid Horror Show
This story is about a spider eating a mouse. Feel-good, it is not.