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Five-Year-Old Comedian Zay Zay Skewers His Lazy Parents

In his latest video, five-year-old comedian Zay Zay rails against lazy parents and plots delicious revenge against his slothful dad. Sure, kids can be helpful around the house. But, if this video is any indication, you may want to think twice before you ask them to fetch you something to drink.

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Paralyzed Man Miraculously Able to Dance With Wife For First Time

Nearly six years ago, California resident Janne Kouri tragically became paralyzed from the neck down in a freak swimming accident. Doctors gave him no hope for recovery. But now, Kouri is miraculously standing on his own without a walker. In fact, he was able to gave his wife, who married him after the accident, the wedding dance that they never had.

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Did the Quaker Oats Guy Drop a Few Pounds?

In a sure sign of our plastic surgery-obsessed times, the Quaker Oats man — who’s known as “Larry” for some reason — has been revamped to make him appear slightly slimmer and more youthful. But don’t worry — the oats themselves remain the same and are just as thick and gluey as you remember.

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Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy Announces ‘Anchorman’ Sequel on ‘Conan’

Mustachioed anchorman Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) dropped by ‘Conan‘ on Wednesday night to make a surprise announcement regarding a sequel to the movie ‘Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.’ And, true to form, Burgundy played a mean jazz flute while doing so.

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Join ‘The Hunger Games’ With This Handy Name Generator

By now, you’ve no doubt given yourselves a sloth name and a blues name. (Our are “Fluff the Procrastinating Wookie” and “Old Bad Boy Dupree,” respectively.) Well, now’s your chance to get a moniker worthy of a Panem resident with this handy ‘Hunger Games’ name generator.

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Amazing 10-Year-Old Girl Breaks Women’s Weightlifting Record

Anyone who thinks children aren’t capable of amazing feats had best prepare themselves for the following news. Fairlawn, NJ, native recently set a new world record in the raw squat weightlifting event by lifting a massive 215 pounds. Oh, and did we mention that she’s only 10-years-old?

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