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Donald Deane has held a variety of jobs, including teacher, newspaper reporter/editor, project manager, dishwasher and dogcatcher. For the past three years, he's been blogging exclusively and has contributed to AOL TV and Moviefone among others.
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Drunk Man Pees in Cop Car, But Don’t Worry — He Was Wearing a Diaper

We're no experts, but we imagine that dealing with drunken idiots is every cop's least favorite part of the job, especially guys like the dude about at Oktoberfest, or the Seattle man who recently peed in the back of a patrol car on Sunday while being transported to jail. Hey, can you blame him? At least he was wearing a diaper at the time.

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Drunk Mom Creates Unintentional Social Commentary On Young Parenting By Getting Stuck in High Chair

We've done some dumb things after a night of drinking -- ask us about our butterfly tattoo -- but getting stuck in a piece of furniture (as far as we can recall) isn't one of them. That's not the case for our heroine today, though: a drunk 31-year-old mother, who intentionally wedged herself in a high chair and had to be rescued by the fire department.

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Verizon Employee Outsources Work So He Can Surf the Internet All Day
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Developer Outsourced Work to China So He Could Surf the Web All Day

When it comes to dodging work, we tip our hats to an unidentified developer who outsourced his programming duties to a Chinese company while he surfed the internet all day. Brilliant! But imagine if he devoted as much energy to his actual job. Someday, he might've gone somewhere.

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