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10 Awesome Videos of Marshmallow Peep Torture

Whether you’re a devout church-goer or just someone who enjoys hunting for eggs way too much, there is one Easter tradition that can bring all of humanity together: Marshmallow Peeps. These colorful blobs of gooey, cute deliciousness have stolen the hearts and minds of every future diabetic.

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10 Ways the American People Can Be More Polite

We might like to think of ourselves as a nice and polite people, but apparently some real morons don’t know what they are talking about.

A new poll found that 76 percent of the population feel that America has developed a much ruder attitude and lost its civility. Who the heck asked them, anyway? Here are some things that we all can do to be a little nicer to each other.

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10 Ways the Cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ Can Prepare for a Pregnant Snooki

News of Snooki’s pregnancy might have given some of ‘Jersey Shore’s’ most ardent critics hope that MTV would finally pull the plug, but it seems to have only given them a reason to keep going. (This news just furthers speculation that the bun in Snooki’s oven is the Anti-Christ.)

The network announced there would be another season of drinking and fighting and plans are already in the works to work around Snooki’s pregnancy. Here’s some of our suggestions for how the cast can accommodate Snooki’s little bundle of joy. (No, we’re not talking about Deena.) 

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10 Signs That You’ve Booked a Bad Cruise

The cruise vacation industry hasn’t exactly had the most stellar year. Thanks to the recent sinking of the Costa Concordia, vacationers are fleeing from cruises like a rat diving off a sinking ship (but enough about the captain).

The trick to giving yourself any good vacation is knowing what you’re getting into, so if any of these tell-tale signs pop-up, then it’s time to abandon ship.

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10 Things You Didn’t Know About ‘Mister Rogers’

It would be very hard to find someone who had a television in their house growing up and didn’t spend a big chunk of their childhood basking in the warm glow of Mr. Rogers’ beatific smile. Today we celebrate the great man’s birthday (he would’ve been 84) with a few things you might not know about his historic children’s TV show. 

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Strange Green Liquid in Dallas Waterway Isn’t for St. Patrick’s Day

Cities like Chicago dye their rivers green to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. Dallas, however, isn’t trying to start their own green tradition, at least not intentionally.

A waterway just outside of the Medical City Dallas Hospital started to fill with a mysterious green goo last Wednesday.

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10 Clues You’re About to Be Fired

Times are tough and big business types are looking for excuses to reduce their workforce to preserve their ridiculous salaries, unnecessary bonuses and pure ivory staplers that only work with staples made of gold.

If you fit one of the following signs, it might be time to get your resume in order and feather dust your neglected LinkedIn page.

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